Dip into fifty unpoems paired with tales about love, murder, ageing musicians, the afterlife and unexpected romances. Read stories about rebellious dogs, angels, Roman galley slaves, the revenge of a care home guest, humourous light bulbs, a giddy goat, an agony aunt and a failed boxer. If that's not enough, how about a man with a fear of egg whites, an orphan with an Oedipus complex, a retired vampire, grandiose artistic installations and bears who join a nudist club? All these, and many other delectations, are waiting for you to turn the page.